giving guys boners is empowering and nothing else matters
when u boutta prove a bitch how wrong they are
Why one eyebrow always comin out Gucci and the other eyebrow comin out Walmart
"Wow, what a butthole." - Either a compliment or an insult depending on the situation (via gnarly)
(Source: tehjeff, via tr0pical-youth)
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
(Source: deaneggsandsam, via clindsaym)
I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!